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Chapter 4.0 Atheos Fun Dieus Finds Uranus.

4.0 Atheos Fun Dieus was a simple Gawd with a simple dream: to reach Uranus and claim it as his own. Atheos Fun Dieus has spent an eternity trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe, but he keeps coming back to Uranus. To which General Failure replied with pride I have dreamed of being the first Asstronaut on Uranus… Any General would be honoured to be the first General Failure on Uranus.

4.1 Atheos Fun Dieus then calls General Failure and asks, where can I find Uranus I wish to take it over. To which General Failure replies “Oh I know this! Umm…oh I can’t remember but Uranus is definitely on the tip of my tongue.

4.2 General Failure then asks Theos Fun Dieus to evolve toilet paper into a Starship to go hovering around Uranus looking for Klingons and because Uranus is a gas giant.

4.3 To which Atheos Fun Dieus says Uranus is only a gas giant part of the time, the rest of the time it’s just a brown dwarf! It is believed that the toxic gases inside Uranus surround a crunchy peanut butter core. So Be careful General Failure.

4.4 Then Athos Fun Dieus echoes the famous words as General failure prepares to launch the invasion "Keep thinking about Uranus. Never lose sight of it, and then, reach for it and probe it well make it ready to receive me."

4.5 Beware General Failure I see there is a black hole near Uranus. I saw Uranus and the black hole through my tellallscope. Uranus is often seen as a cold and desolate place, but in fact it is extremely volatile and alive.

4.6 Remember when you succeed in you’re endeavour General Failure time, and history, will never forget the first man on Uranus.

4.7 Since the dawn of time, Atheos Fun Dieus has been trying to reach and conquer Uranus. And using the brains of the operation General Failure his dream of conquest will become reality.

4.8 Gen. Failure here Gawd I am now in position to blow my load on Uranus soon. We have plunged quite a few orbiters into Uranus. Gawd asks Any intelligence reports back from the landing team? Gen Failure replies The group of men who first dared venture to Uranus have never since spoken of what they saw.

4.9 General Failure radios back to Gawd, “What do I do with Uranus as a (w) hole?” Atheos Fun Dieus replies “wipe it out.” After the crap hit the fan and settled down General Failure braod cast these epic words "Uranus is conquered! Now bow down and accept the reign of His Funniness Gawd Atheos Fun Dieus!"
Uranus is crawling with life. No women have ever been to Uranus, but men… they’ve been all over it. General Failure’s last transmission was this… Put your seatbelt on guys, i want to try something…Who is Major Tom …..oh Gawd arrrggggh fark.

A Dieus Amigos.

The Book of Pages it is written: By His Funniness, Atheos Fun Deius, Gawdy of all atheist fundies.

Y,all men

Shouldn’t you be doing your homework?

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