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		<title>Book titles including the word &quot;bells&quot;?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m writing a book (how original, I know) centered around a girl named, you guessed it, Bells. The first one was called &#34;Hell&#8217;s Bells&#34; after the AC-DC song. I tried looking for another song title that would capture the feel of the second one, but no such luck. This one is about turning her life [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m writing a book (how original, I know) centered around a girl named, you guessed it, Bells. The first one was called &quot;Hell&#8217;s Bells&quot; after the AC-DC song. I tried looking for another song title that would capture the feel of the second one, but no such luck. This one is about turning her life around. She just got smacked down by a guy and wants to surge forward, so anything like &quot;Ring my Bells&quot; or &quot;Broken Bells&quot; won&#8217;t work. Here&#8217;s the summary-in-progress:</p>
<p>{This semester, things are going to be different. This semester, things are going to change&#8230;} Bells is turning her life around. No more waiting for things to potter along, she&#8217;s going to launch herself at life with a running start. But this time life might not reciprocate those feelings&#8230;</p>
<p>And in it Bells is going to Prague for a week for a competition. Here are a few I thought up,</p>
<p>-Bells Abroad<br />
-Bells at Large (but this made it seem as if she spontaneously became obese or something)</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s it. So some help from all you at Yahoo! Answers would be much appreciated.<br />
<br />&#8216;The Bell Cow&#8217;<br />
The bell cow is the cow in the herd that leads the other cows back to the barn at milking time. The farmer recognizes this cow as a leader and puts a bell around her neck which helps the other cows learn to follow her.<br />
I think it fits her properly. Since Bell is taking charge of her life.<br />
The term is also used in the NFL for RBs that are bruisers, that lead the pack on their team.<br />
Reggie Bush of the Miami Dolphins is a Bell Cow.<br />
He rushed for 9 TDs with 1,086 yds.<br />
He is a Bell Cow.</p>
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		<title>My book chapter. Opinions?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 04:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have began writing a book these holidays. I was wondering if anyone could read the Prologue of the book I have written, and I ask for your opinions. I can only fit 2 pages on but if you could read it and give opinions I would be grateful!     
The Others:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have began writing a book these holidays. I was wondering if anyone could read the Prologue of the book I have written, and I ask for your opinions. I can only fit 2 pages on but if you could read it and give opinions I would be grateful!     </p>
<p>The Others:</p>
<p>A steady stream of customers had made Alex’s day a long but relatively easy one. The air conditioner had long been broken and the ventilation ducts did nothing but blast hot air and foul smells of burnt burrito’s, and onion rings from the Mexican restaurant next door. “One chicken Supreme”, shouted Alex as he slid his final crudely made burger of the day down the order slide to Anna at the counter. “Thanks Alex”, Anna shouted, “You can be clocking off now; I’ll see you in the morning.”<br />
Alex had worked in the “Go Fast”, burger bar in the food court for around 2 years now. The pay was steady but the work dull and monotonous. Alex was 37, although to anyone else he was 35. After his father’s death, when Alex was 16, his mother had bribed a doctor on the base to change his birth certificate to make him two years younger, so that his mother could continue getting benefit credits for two more years in order to sustain Alex’s two younger siblings; Shaun now 22, and Malia now 28. Ever since then, upon job applications, medical forms, licences, and work permits, Alex has put down his age at 35, for if he were to change it to his actual age; now that his mother no longer needs or would receive benefit credits, someone in the Buerea would notice and smell a rat. So for safeties sake he always put down that he was 35.<br />
***<br />
Alex lived in Base Conor, Latin for “venture”, on the planet Rodishia; a small and fertile planet (albeit a wet one) around 3 billion light years from Earth. The planet was colonised in 2056 by the three largest superpowers of earth at the time. China, India, and The Russian Federation. After a successful yet small colonisation of The Moon in 2036 by a collaboration between China and India, plans were made to colonise another planet; the newly discovered Rodishia. To the human race it was perfect for colonisation; fertile, with large traces of water, a cool yet comfortable atmosphere, a nearby sun and moon as well as a relatively level terrain. Within a year of its discovery by a Russian astrologist, a probe was sent to the planet in which it found evolved plant life, water with a high mineral count and oxygen. The problem was though that the oxygen was thin, to thin for human life to breath, yet enough for evolved plants to respire and to grow. By 2039, a collaborated launch of rocket “Rodishia” funded by China, engineered by Russia, and built and launched by India took off. The rocket was the largest and most expensive ever built, a 5 stage, 308 meter tall, fossil fuelled, “space vehicle”, in which carried nine men, three from each country, into space. The journey was plagued by technical difficulties and mishaps but after 3 months, 27 days, 12 hours and 5 minutes of flight, the crew had landed there module safely, but bumpily, down upon the surface of  Rodishia.<br />
The “Module” consisted of an oblong shaped container in which sat the first pre-fabricated pieces of the small base in which would be constructed upon the surface, and the dome shaped command pod, in which the 9 strong crew sat and controlled the Module during its flight. The construction of the “surface base” took only a day and contained sleeping and living quarters for the 9 men, as well as a control console with communication with earth. On 12th August 2039 extraterrestrial life was first discovered. On a routine material gathering exercise, 3 of the crew discovered a primitive, almost medieval like village beside the T junction of a small stream and a large fast flowing river. It is reported that the crew were met by a “Flock of evolved human like people, a crowd 30-40 strong, men, women and children.” Within 100 days, 3 more rockets were launched up to Rodishia, all containing more pieces of prefabricated structure to expand the Surface Base, in which the newly named “Human like creatures”, began helping to build. Interest back on earth increased to an astounding amount, as did the interest of other countries on earth, especially the United States, Great Britain, and France. By August 2040 both the “Collaboration” consisting of India, Russia and China, and the newly formed “Western Alliance”, consisting of The United States of America, Great Britain, and France” were both sending rockets to Rodishia at an astounding   pace of 2 per month. Plans were soon formed to build a “Mega colony” in which both the “Collaboration” and “Western Alliance” activities would be based. It was planned to be built across the river from the Human Likes village, so that the Human Likes could assist in the construction. However communication and language barriers meant that time needed to be taken in educating the Human Likes to speak a universal language. (((((CANT FIT ANYMORE ON!)))))<br />
<br />Hey! I really like that! It is interesting and makes you want to read more and more!<br />
oh and i never knew that you could spell this word differently colonisation, i was always taught colonization, but i googled it and it is not a mistake! ah good to learn something new today! haha! </p>
<p>Good luck to you <img src='http://www.watchjudepaint.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Would you be disappointed at a book launch and signing day if the author..?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 07:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[wasn&#8217;t like how you expected them to be, or had physical or mental disabilities, or was very shy or cold to fans, or didn&#8217;t turn up at all (this would have been noted earlier on advertisements), or surprisingly used a stand in (when adverts said they would be showing up)?
Are you a die hard fan [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wasn&#8217;t like how you expected them to be, or had physical or mental disabilities, or was very shy or cold to fans, or didn&#8217;t turn up at all (this would have been noted earlier on advertisements), or surprisingly used a stand in (when adverts said they would be showing up)?</p>
<p>Are you a die hard fan or is it the book that really matters to you?<br />
<br />I wouldn&#8217;t even care if they where the ugliest people alive, the thing is that the inside of them is beautiful. they wrote a page turner or something beautiful so readers will enjoy to &#8216;read&#8217; not to judge that he/she is ugly. i would be very surprised in a good way if some mental disabilities person would make a story. its awesome and wonderful. the more people open their ideas if they are ugly or not, it doesn&#8217;t matter <img src='http://www.watchjudepaint.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  i hope this helps ♥</p>
<p> Harry Potter Freak</p>
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		<title>What are the pages for the october sky rocket launches?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 05:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hey i read the book october sky for school and you have to record the rocket launch page # which i dident know we had to do and i dont have enough time to go back in the book and find them please help!
This isn&#8217;t all of them but it&#8217;s some Rocket launches Pg. 43 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey i read the book october sky for school and you have to record the rocket launch page # which i dident know we had to do and i dont have enough time to go back in the book and find them please help!<br />
<br />This isn&#8217;t all of them but it&#8217;s some Rocket launches Pg. 43 84 105 107 119 159 181 182 183</p>
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		<title>Chapter on of my FICTIONAL/PARANORMAL book. I changed it around a little. is it good?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The alarm goes off, and my eyes open, only to find that it was already past 7:30
“OH MY GOSH! I’M GOING TO BE SOOOOOO late!”
I scurry around my room putting on random clothes. I run to the bathroom, grab a brush, and rip it through my fine, pale blonde hair. I grab a rubber band [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The alarm goes off, and my eyes open, only to find that it was already past 7:30<br />
“OH MY GOSH! I’M GOING TO BE SOOOOOO late!”<br />
I scurry around my room putting on random clothes. I run to the bathroom, grab a brush, and rip it through my fine, pale blonde hair. I grab a rubber band and tie my hair back into a pony tail. By the time I’m lacing up my boots, it’s 7:45. I grab a knife, shove it in my boot, grab my house keys, my necklace, my phone, my book bag, my binder, and run out the door. As soon as I locate my bike, I hop on and pedal as fast as I can toward school. But, I see this very strange looking man walking down the street. Silver white hair, black cloak, and he’s carrying a large, old, leather bound book. I find myself slowing down, so I start pedaling again.<br />
I easily slip through the lousy security and metal detector, and walk onto the school property just in time to get to my locker and get to class. I settle back in my seat, getting ready for a normal, humdrum day. I look up, and see the strange man from that morning. Now that I can see him up closer, I can see that he has a small tattoo above his left eye, and his mouth is always twisted into a smirk. He sees me watching him. He laughs a high pitched laugh that sets the nerves on edge. It leaves my ears ringing, so I place my hands over my ears and put my head down on my desk. It muffles the loudness of my classmates chitchat. The strange man says something, then all of a sudden, the noise just STOPS. I sit straight up and try to see what he had done to my classmates.<br />
“gaizkiaren espiritua, haur horien sakrifizio hau onartzea. laster, free izango duzu…” He is entrancing them with his book! I take a glance around the room, and see that along with myself, my best friends Kimmi, Katelyn, and Amy are the only ones not in a daze. They look utterly confused, but at least they aren’t living zombies. I look at the strange man, who seems completely absorbed in his chant, so I get on top of my desk, and get ready to launch myself towards the man.Luckily I have a second row seat, so there’s not too much space to go over. I figure that if I get the book away, my classmates will snap out of their trance. I position myself to launch myself using the momentum from my legs. I will leap, grab the book, tuck and roll, then throw the book out the window on my right. I go through the steps in my mind, and then actually jump.  But something’s wrong. I am heading right where I aimed, but once I am 5 feet away, I travel sideways and smack into the whiteboard. I lay in a heap, and survey the room. I see Kimmi, Katelyn, and Amy trying desperately to rouse another good friend of ours, but to no avail. I crawl over and grab Kimmi’s leg.<br />
She jumps three inches off the ground and says, “Gosh! You scared me!” Kimmi<br />
“Kimkim, everything scares you” I whisper. I pull myself back up using the edge of the desk.<br />
I grab Kimmi, Katelyn, and Amy and pull them behind the teacher’s desk.<br />
“Ok, everyone, the plan is to beat the crap out of him and get the class out of that dude’s hold.”<br />
“Ok Amanda, and how do you propose we do that?” Katelyn hisses.<br />
“Let me see, I have a string, a fist sized rock, a stick knife that I made myself, a spare chain to lock my bike, a lock, and a battery.” I say as I lay out my weapons.<br />
Kimmi shakes her long head of dark hair and says, “Of all days you choose to be clean of weapons, you chose today.”<br />
“Wait, I think there’s something in my boot…” I pull out my steel throwing knife and add that to the pile.<br />
“Amanda, still, you don’t have very good stuff today. Dude, you could do SO much better.” Amy sighs. “Let me see what I have.” She lays out a small metal flashlight, a pocketknife, and some gauze and ace wrap.<br />
Katelyn laughs and says, “I’m better off than any of you!” She lays out four brass knuckles, a throwing knife, a rock, another chain, another lock, and a mini crowbar.<br />
We all look at her in shock. I’m the first one to break the silence.<br />
“Katelyn! Since when do you carry weapons?!” I ask a little loudly.<br />
She replies, “When you got your butterfly knife taken away by the principal because you threatened a sevie with it. I figured that you’d need backup weapons when you got into a fight or something. Plus, I see you walk right past the retarded security guards and the cheap metal detector when you’re LOADED with weapons. It’s easy to bring the weapons in without being noticed.” She smirks and twirls a pair of brass knuckles on her finger.<br />
I lean over and hug her. “Katelyn, this is why you are one of my closest friends. You know me so well!”<br />
Amy breaks the hug by saying, “Amanda! Dude! We have some weird guy out there bewitching our classmates here! It kinda sorta needs immediate attention!”<br />
“Oh, right. Ok, someone attach the locks to the chains, everyone take brass knuckles, Amy and Katelyn, you get the chains, I’ll carry the medical stuff in my book bag. I’ll take my throwing knives. Kimmi, take the stick knife and pocket knife. Whatever is left, put in the bag!” I slip one knife into m<br />
into my boot,and the other into my belt, then put the brass knuckles onto my right hand.<br />
I poke my head over the top of the desk. What I see almost makes me scream, but I bite my hand to keep it in.</p>
<p>Btw, the chants are in Basque.</p>
<p>Also, this school is almost EXACTLY like my school. The security and metal detectors are pieces of crap, so its easy to sneak weapons in.<br />
<br />I thought it was pretty good, but personally, I prefer books that start out a little slower, and give some background to the novel. Overall, I kept wanting to read it, it didn&#8217;t bore me. It definitely got my attention, though, when the girls started to take out weapons. I was thinking &quot;Wait, what kind of school is this? Where survival of the fittest turns to survival of the fittest with most weapons?&quot; </p>
<p>I would like to read more though. It seems interesting.</p>
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		<title>how is Anthem Press as a publisher of fictions? i mean how is the advertising, book launch, book jacket, etc.t?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 06:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it famous in UK?
As far as I can see, they don&#8217;t publish fiction at all.
&#34;Anthem Press is a leading independent publisher of innovative academic research, educational material and reference works in established and emerging fields.&#34;
First thing on the front page of their website. You&#8217;re going to have to do better research than this.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it famous in UK?<br />
<br />As far as I can see, they don&#8217;t publish fiction at all.</p>
<p>&quot;Anthem Press is a leading independent publisher of innovative academic research, educational material and reference works in established and emerging fields.&quot;</p>
<p>First thing on the front page of their website. You&#8217;re going to have to do better research than this.</p>
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		<title>In what ways can I promote a new book?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the best and most effective way of promoting a book launch
Hi, there are several ways to promote your books.Few of which have been mentioned below:
1. Send review copies to all the journals and magazines that review books in your genre.
2. Get friends, colleagues, clients or anyone who likes your book to place reviews [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is the best and most effective way of promoting a book launch<br />
<br />Hi, there are several ways to promote your books.Few of which have been mentioned below:<br />
1. Send review copies to all the journals and magazines that review books in your genre.<br />
2. Get friends, colleagues, clients or anyone who likes your book to place reviews on Amazon and other online book stores.<br />
3. Offer yourself for interview on radio stations.<br />
4. Create a web page for the book.<br />
5. Offer sample chapters as free downloads.<br />
6. Use material from the book in your blog.<br />
7. Review other books in this field.<br />
8. Start an email newsletter.<br />
9. Give away copies to the right people.<br />
10. Offer books as prizes.</p>
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		<title>What does the fourth chapter of the book of pages say about Atheist Fundieism?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 04:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chapter 4.0 Atheos Fun Dieus Finds Uranus.
4.0 Atheos Fun Dieus was a simple Gawd with a simple dream: to reach Uranus and claim it as his own. Atheos Fun Dieus has spent an eternity trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe, but he keeps coming back to Uranus. To which General Failure replied with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chapter 4.0 Atheos Fun Dieus Finds Uranus.</p>
<p>4.0 Atheos Fun Dieus was a simple Gawd with a simple dream: to reach Uranus and claim it as his own. Atheos Fun Dieus has spent an eternity trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe, but he keeps coming back to Uranus. To which General Failure replied with pride I have dreamed of being the first Asstronaut  on Uranus&#8230; Any General would be honoured to be the first General Failure on Uranus.</p>
<p>4.1 Atheos Fun Dieus then calls General Failure and asks, where can I find Uranus I wish to take it over. To which General Failure replies “Oh I know this! Umm&#8230;oh I can&#8217;t remember but Uranus is definitely on the tip of my tongue.</p>
<p>4.2 General Failure then asks Theos Fun Dieus to evolve toilet paper into a Starship to go hovering around Uranus looking for Klingons and because Uranus is a gas giant.</p>
<p>4.3 To which Atheos Fun Dieus says Uranus is only a gas giant part of the time, the rest of the time it&#8217;s just a brown dwarf! It is believed that the toxic gases inside Uranus surround a crunchy peanut butter core. So Be careful General Failure.</p>
<p>4.4 Then Athos Fun Dieus echoes the famous words as General failure prepares to launch the invasion &quot;Keep thinking about Uranus. Never lose sight of it, and then, reach for it and probe it well make it ready to receive me.&quot;</p>
<p>4.5 Beware General Failure I see there is a black hole near Uranus. I saw Uranus and the black hole through my tellallscope. Uranus is often seen as a cold and desolate place, but in fact it is extremely volatile and alive.</p>
<p>4.6 Remember when you succeed in you’re endeavour General Failure time, and history, will never forget the first man on Uranus.</p>
<p>4.7 Since the dawn of time, Atheos Fun Dieus has been trying to reach and conquer Uranus. And using the brains of the operation General Failure his dream of conquest will become reality.</p>
<p>4.8 Gen. Failure here Gawd I am now in position to blow my load on Uranus soon. We have plunged quite a few orbiters into Uranus. Gawd asks Any intelligence reports back from the landing team? Gen Failure replies The group of men who first dared venture to Uranus have never since spoken of what they saw.</p>
<p>4.9 General Failure radios back to Gawd, “What do I do with Uranus as a (w) hole?” Atheos Fun Dieus replies “wipe it out.” After the crap hit the fan and settled down General Failure braod cast these epic words &quot;Uranus is conquered! Now bow down and accept the reign of His Funniness Gawd Atheos Fun Dieus!&quot;<br />
Uranus is crawling with life. No women have ever been to Uranus, but men&#8230; they&#8217;ve been all over it. General Failure’s last transmission was this&#8230; Put your seatbelt on guys, i want to try something…Who is Major Tom &#8230;..oh Gawd arrrggggh fark.</p>
<p>A Dieus Amigos.</p>
<p>The Book of Pages it is written: By His Funniness, Atheos Fun Deius, Gawdy of all atheist fundies. </p>
<p>Y,all men<br />
<br />Shouldn&#8217;t you be doing your homework?</p>
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		<title>Is it alright for me to be upset with a person about not giving me credit or am I being petty?</title>
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Although unfortunate, I&#8217;m not ashamed to admit that I&#8217;m in a serious relationship with someone that once had a serious drug addiction. The drugs and the dark life that comes with it, put him into a position where he ended up in rehab. All of his friends walked [...]]]></description>
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<p>Although unfortunate, I&#8217;m not ashamed to admit that I&#8217;m in a serious relationship with someone that once had a serious drug addiction. The drugs and the dark life that comes with it, put him into a position where he ended up in rehab. All of his friends walked out of his life as well. He was left lonely and depressed. When he reached his lowest point, I actually visited him in the rehab and have been by his side ever since. My friendship and eventually relaitonship was a bright moment in his life. Once he got back on his feet, he decided to write a book about his experience to encourage people (especially children) not to go the same path that he did. He met his goal and self pubilshed the book.</p>
<p>The book is amazing and I&#8217;ve read it from front to back. However, what stood out to me is that while he thanks, mentions, and appreciates the friends and family that are part of his life and have been there for him &#8211; I am not mentioned. Not as a fictious name or even referenced somehow. I am just not mentioned at all. It is like I don&#8217;t exist. It is like he made a concious point to not include me. He is still in a halfway house now where at certain times of the day, emails are the best form of communicate for us. So, I emailed him twice explaining how I felt about not being mentioned. First, I approached it as a joke and then more seriously. He&#8217;s non responsive to those emails but replies to everything else.</p>
<p>Also, he always told me that he doesn&#8217;t want his private business out. Yet, there&#8217;s this book that speaks on relationships with his Ex&#8217;s and a drug addiction. I launched promotion for his book before I read it, now I feel like an idiot. There are also presentations that we are supposed to work on together and I don&#8217;t want to do those now. I would feel like a fool. It&#8217;s like I want to tell him to have the people that he mentioned in his book to work on the projects with him.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll admit to once telling him to keep our relationship discreet but he could have gave me a thank you in the back of the book or presented me in the book as a character with another name.</p>
<p>I just can&#8217;t believe this&#8230;but I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m reacting properly. This is why this world is turning into one where good people no longer help others<br />
<br />You seem to be taking this rather harder than is warranted. And it also seems he has removed you form his life. You cannot always expect people will be grateful to you or even considerate, as is the case here. You helped him, he&#8217;s better, now you need to move on and not keep dwelling and stressing over this, not one thing you can do about it, his ego has taken over.</p>
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		<title>What should my salary be for a position as described?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is in Minnesota and an entry level job:
1.Ensure the accuracy of our customer relationship management (CRM) software, including timely data imports and reporting.
2.Support the sales team in the organization and preparation of proposal updates, requests for proposals (RFP’s), and presentations using marketing resource materials.  Also maintain the proposal database.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is in Minnesota and an entry level job:</p>
<p>1.Ensure the accuracy of our customer relationship management (CRM) software, including timely data imports and reporting.</p>
<p>2.Support the sales team in the organization and preparation of proposal updates, requests for proposals (RFP’s), and presentations using marketing resource materials.  Also maintain the proposal database.</p>
<p>3.Manage tradeshow calendar:  sign-up, travel plans, shipping, and follow-up.  Will include preparing marketing collateral, promotional pieces, and booth displays.</p>
<p>4.Research and compile tradeshow demographics for new and current tradeshows.</p>
<p>5.Coordinate and implement marketing communication projects:  PR, special events, advertising, brand awareness.  Includes ordering and proofing marketing materials and collateral.</p>
<p>6.Prepare status reports on marketing efforts.</p>
<p>7.Route web leads to Business Development Representatives in Sales Department.</p>
<p>8.As directed on project basis, provide timely research into key trends, market structure and sizing for specific segments. Highlight key findings, potential implications and opportunities through reporting.</p>
<p>9.Compile documentation for new clients and disseminate to appropriate internal departments.</p>
<p>Position Title:  Marketing and Sales Coordinator</p>
<p>10.Contact organizations to uncover correct contact information, basic company information, and begin partnership/relationship.  Cleanse existing client list as well.</p>
<p>11.Google management: analytics – look at weekly to analyze visits, bounce rates, etc;<br />
ad words – review $$ allocation, etc.</p>
<p>12.Customer Satisfaction – Conduct customer satisfaction survey following completion of implementation.  Evaluate vendor performance.</p>
<p>13.Emma e-mails for marketing – coordinate planned marketing pieces including QR launch, book release, tradeshow attendance, speaking events, etc.</p>
<p>14.Handle screen shot updates, including proposals, mev and msb presentations, mev training manual, etc.<br />
<br />When you are interviewed and offered the job, your new employer will tell you what they pay.  It will most likely be pretty much the same over a large area.  Just because you are a nice person, you will not sway an employer.  They have a budget they must follow, too.  An entry position never pays as well as you would like.  Take the job anyway.  That&#8217;s how everyone starts.</p>
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